In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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