I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
