You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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