I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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