Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
