pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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