i just wanna soil my oats bro
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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