They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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