Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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