Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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