Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
did i walk over a car last night?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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