No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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