You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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