Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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