he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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