she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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