we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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