Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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