After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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