Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Randomize
