Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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