I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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