So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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