dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
im on a boat
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