Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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