this just has baby written all over it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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