I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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