So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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