The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm having to shit out rocks
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