Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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