ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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