No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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