I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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