I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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