i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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