Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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