Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Did I show you my penis last night?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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