No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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