is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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