I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My ATM looks so different sober.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
