Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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