Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
he thought i was a dude.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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