Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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