I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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