Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
