another moral hangover. fuck.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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