I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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