I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
too bad you live with your parents still
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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