when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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