I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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