yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
