i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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