when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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