Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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