woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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