people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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